"Your Pilot is an Asshole"
- agweber009
- Jul 17, 2025
- 2 min read
"Your Pilot is an Asshole"
While standing at the gate, waiting to board my cross-country flight this week, a man disembarked the very plane I was about to board. With a gravely, cartoon-character kind of voice, he loudly declared to no one in particular, “Your pilot is an asshole.” And then, without pause or a glance back, he continued down the terminal as if this kind of announcement was part of his routine travel commentary.
I couldn't help but laugh. His delivery was so bold and unfiltered, it felt more like stand-up comedy than a complaint. But then I started wondering: What pushed him to say that? A rough landing? A delay? A moment of bad service? Or the final straw after a long series of frustrations?
Truthfully, I wasn't on my preferred airline either, and we were delayed (again), so I could relate. But what struck me most was how ordinary his outburst felt. Once, that kind of comment would've made waves. Now? It barely registered.
That man didn't need a survey or a social media post. He was the review. Raw, immediate, and loud enough for everyone in the gate area to hear. It was customer feedback in five words.
And it reminded me of three things:
* Customer service is brand-defining. Every moment—good or bad—leaves an impression.
* Loyalty is fragile. One poor experience, and people start looking elsewhere.
* People want to be heard. Not necessarily solved, just acknowledged.
Whether you're running a business, leading a team, or just trying to deliver a great experience, pay attention to these moments. They're often funny, sometimes awkward, but they're always telling you something.
And if nothing else, they make for a great airport anecdote.


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